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Storyguy123 Profile Information

Writer Looking For Next Chapter
Age 76 From Narberth, Pennsylvania - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I have two homes, one in Penn Valley PA and a summer home in Margate at the shore. I'm a published author financially and emotionally secure, and will look for new ways to surprise you every day. I'm always up for a getaway weekend or traveling to a distant shore. You want humor? Got that too! I'm told I have a very quick wit and enjoy the same in a woman, so feel free to verbally spar with me. My sense of humor is unique. Can't say that everyone gets it, only the very smart ones. I've always loved kids, although I have none of my own. Then again, I've had hundreds of them because in another life I was a teacher. In THIS life, however, I'm a writer with almost 900 stories in print, and six books of mine have been published : YOU HAD ME AT ARRGH, DESIREE, and DONNY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE; and my novel, OF A FEATHER. My second novel, SINKHOLE, was published August 2017. I'm physically active and enjoy biking daily as much for the scenery as for the exercise. Yada, yada, and yada...
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
My Hair Is  
Grey
Willing To Relocate  
No

More about him

I keep kosher  
No
I go to synagogue  
Only on High Holidays
Do you speak or read Hebrew?  
Read
My favorite home cooked jewish meal is  
Other

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
Former teacher, current author
I Make This Much In A Year  
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Tv, Movies, Internet, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner and conversation. Simple and succinct. Maybe a quick kiss goodnight if I like you.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
More traveling with the right person. I'm ready to see the world.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To complete my bucket list. I'm well on my way, having published several books.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Pop, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Anthology, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Political, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything that won't kill me

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Beauty inside and out. It's hard to match those two.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed, Marriage
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