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I am funny. My resume says so.
Age 44 From Saint Paul, Minnesota - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I love to be really busy and do one thing after the other for most of the day, and then I like to celebrate being done with being busy by sitting around and doing nothing for a while before going to bed! The internet is very helpful with my time spent doing nothing. I love to have lists and cross things off as I go through them. Other than work, I like to spend my time kickboxing, going to the gym, rollerblading, having game nights, taking road trips or any kind of traveling really, scrapbooking, seeing my family as much as possible, looking for good books to read and taking millions of photos. I love playing Boggle, I can stand on my head (that's gotta be good for something) and juggle better than most 4-year=olds. In the Spring I love cracking the the leftover ice, dusting off my flip flops and reveling in the fact that it is the longest possible time before more winter. In the summers, I look forward to going to my family's cabin as often as possible, walking for hours and drinking slushies at Sonic. In the Fall, I get very excited to start wearing hoodies every day. I take as many pictures of the pretty Fall colors as I can in the 3 or so days that they are around and I start to worry about Winter coming soon. In the winter, I curse a lot and wish for Spring.
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 1 (1.55 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Ashkenazi
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Teacher / Education
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Games, Family, Photography, Travel, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
The zoo? It's not as cliché as dinner and a movie, and you can see each other and talk and there are animals to look at to fill in the many awkward moments that are sure to happen, plus you can play "name that smell" or "who flung the poo?". And if the zoo experience leads to a second date, we already have discussion material: "Hey, remember when that baboon flung his poo? That was so cool/funny/memorable ..."
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I've kinda wanted to try breakdancing or ballet (which are both strange for me since I don't dance and never have, plus I would look ridiculous in a tutu).
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Traditional
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Democrat
My Goal In Life Is  
I have 4 major goals: Get married, have a child, buy a house and figure out what I want to do when I grow up (in no particular order).
My other goals are to travel to all the parts of the world that I'm dying to see and take award-winning photographs to prove I've been there!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, Humor, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I love kickboxing. Nothing feels better after an aggravating day at work than kicking someone as hard as you can! Other than that, I have a pretty tame idea of fun. I don't like bars or clubs or dancing or being in loud, crowded situations (at least not often). I am more of a bowling, board games, walks, shopping, movies kind of person. Although, anything's fun with the right person!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I am looking for someone of the male persuasion, preferably between 29 and 38. Someone funny. Someone with good grammar and spelling. Someone who has opinions and can hold up their end of a conversation or debate. Someone who doesn't have to try too hard to be who they are...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Marriage, Committed
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